Finally got around to reblogging this! š Enjoy!
Last week, I watched The Avengers, prompting, of course, deep movie-analysis questions like, āIf Bible characters were cast as Avengers, who would play what part?ā (What, this isnāt your go-to question after watching a movie? Strange.)
Here are a few of my conclusionsā¦but Iād love to hear which ones youād pick.
The Hulk: Samson
If you did not automatically assume this one was Samson, you need to re-read your ViolentComicBible (if such a thing does not exist, it should). Samson has some serious anger management issues. He tore a lion apart with his bare hands, let loose 300 flaming foxes in his enemiesā fields, and killed thirty men because he was mad they cheated at his riddle, Bilbo-style. This guy could totally break Harlem.
Bruce Banner: Paul
This mild-mannered alter ego had to be a separate person because, letās face it, Samson is not that bright. Nor is heā¦
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